Monthly Archives: August 2024

I Have (Part 2)

Welcome back! And now for part 2. I have had some wonderful travel experiences in my lifetime. I’m sure they are not unique to many, yet I know they are foreign to some. I have been to Vegas (not a fan) and to Hawaii (a big fan). I have crossed the Golden Gate Bridge, been to the top of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, and have visited the Grand Canyon – even before taking up residency in Arizona. I have been to Disney World in Orlando, the Alamo in San Antonio, and have seen both the cracked Liberty Bell and bronze Rocky Balboa statue in Philadelphia.

I have seen a Broadway play in New York City, as well as the Radio City Rockettes’ Christmas Spectacular. I have been to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. I have attended concerts galore. From the soothing sounds of Neil Diamond and Air Supply to the in your face music of Korn, Megadeth, and Motley Crue. I have felt the Holy Spirit’s presence at concerts given by Bride, Stryper, and Thousand Foot Krutch. And I have been mesmerized, on two separate occasions, while watching the eccentric Prince perform his electric one-of-a-kind show on stage.

I have also been mesmerized while out to sea. I have been on a Caribbean cruise, and seeing nothing but water in every direction is a sight to behold. There were many excursions offered at the various ports along the way, so I have gone horseback riding, parasailing, snorkeling, and even experienced SNUBA. SNUBA is a combination of snorkeling and SCUBA diving which allows for divers to go 20 ft below the surface without having to lug around any heavy equipment. The air tanks stay aboard the boat, directly above the ocean explorers.

I have been first in line whenever a unique experience has presented itself. As a self-professed thrill-seeker, I have gone ziplining through the redwoods of California and skydiving at the world’s largest skydiving center in Eloy, Arizona. I know there are some who would not entertain the idea of jumping out of a perfectly safe plane, but my son is not one of them. He followed in his father’s footsteps a few years later when he became of age. My wife, on the other hand, has no desire to take the thrilling plunge, but she was there in support of me (on solid ground) when I did the deed. I left her a love letter – just in case, before boarding the plane. It was not to be opened unless I met my ultimate demise. Well, I’m still here, but the missus read the letter soon after takeoff. Women.

I have been to a Super Bowl. Shortly after our move to Arizona, our beloved Cardinals earned a trip to Super Bowl XLIII. Although the Cardinals were severe underdogs, with Kurt Warner at the helm anything seemed possible. Our home team came up a wee bit short in the end, but attending an event of that magnitude was still probably worth the pain of the loss. We just about had to take out a second mortgage to afford the extravagant sporting event.

I have also attended numerous college football games, a few collegiate basketball games, and one college baseball game (again, Go Sun Devils!). I have seen a few professional baseball games in my lifetime as well. Of course, I have been to a Diamondbacks game. Also two St. Louis Cardinals games when my beautiful newlywed and I were on our honeymoon in 1987. When she agreed to go to the games, I knew she was a keeper. In fact, she chose the Cardinals’ second baseman, Tommy Herr, as her favorite player. She thought he was pretty good-looking. I didn’t mind too much because he had long permed hair just like me.

But my first Major League Baseball game was when I was 14 years-old in 1980. My extended family took the “Blue Goose” ( what seemed to me to be a retired Greyhound bus) to a Kansas City Royals game. This was the year when George Brett was flirting with the elusive .400 batting average for most of the season. I was so excited to see the future Hall of Famer in action, but to my dismay George did not play in the game that day. I had the pleasure of watching Dave Chalk at third base instead of one of my baseball idols. It just wasn’t the same, but it was my first MLB game, so I did enjoy the experience nonetheless.

I have also been to a Harlem Globetrotters basketball game. This was in the good ol’ days when the team’s main stars were Curly Neal and Meadowlark Lemon – and no girls were allowed. Did I just write that? I believe the Globetrotters actually lost that evening to their traveling rivals, the Washington Generals. I suppose the favorite team had to lose once in a while to give the illusion that the game was a genuine competition and not rigged. The night was special regardless of the game’s outcome because it was one on one time with my father. And that was a little hard to come by with my three siblings also vying for my parents’ attention in our 750 sq ft home.

It may seem as though I have been boasting about my life, but that was not my intention. Bragging is for the Facebook and other social media platforms. Although I personally have no desire to go viral, be a social media influencer, or an attention whore. It’s just when one takes the time to reflect on his years – and in my case there’s been many – there can be a lot to uncover. I am not blind to the fact I have been blessed beyond measure to have experienced all that I have. I guess what we have here is my autobiography in a nutshell.


I Have

I have lived a good life. A simple life, for the most part. I have experienced a greater share of the norms associated with what life is suppose to look like as a human being living on planet Earth. I went to school, played sports, graduated, got a job, got married, and raised a child. I have gone to church, to weddings, and to funerals during my lifetime. Pretty basic stuff.

Maybe not so basic is the fact I married my high school sweetheart after four years of dating, and we’re still together 37 years after saying our I dos. Maybe not so basic is when the missus and I decided to uproot our lives by following our son out of state so he could attend the college of his choice. (Go Sun Devils!) And when he moved back to Iowa, we stayed in Arizona. Maybe also not so basic is that I have floundered in the job market, never really finding my niche, while my lovely wife was passionate about her career choice even before graduating high school.

Although I really haven’t had a career, I have enjoyed trying my hand at numerous occupations. I have been a janitor, a grill cook, and a maintenance man. I have worked in an office, and I have stocked books and magazines. I have filled in as a garbageman (qualified) and as a land surveyor (absolutely not qualified). And I even dabbled in the entertainment industry – getting myself a headshot and signing with a talent agency. I was in a few commercials and workplace training videos, mostly as background, during my brief “acting” career.

I have also owned and operated a fairly successful small business. Overseeing Mac’s Compact Disc Shop for five years was by far my favorite occupation. My passion for music on a quality format was evident by my extensive personal CD collection. (I have 1,216 CDs to date.) My lofty goal was to eventually have a chain of Mac’s stores, but then I saw the writing on the wall. Digital downloads were becoming a thing. A big thing! So I got out while the getting was good.

However, now without the overhead of a brick and mortar store, I was able to remain in the CD game by offering a free delivery service to my loyal customers who hated to see me go. Instead of delivering pizzas, I delivered compact discs. I would say my Mac’s CD Delivery Service was quite innovative for the times because entities including Amazon did not offer delivery way back when. I continued my unconventional business practice, for many years, until our move to Arizona.

Because of Mac’s, I have spoken at a city council meeting. When a teen curfew was being considered by the city of Newton, I knew it could possibly affect my sales since I sometimes held midnight events for highly anticipated new releases. And the teens of the town were mostly the ones to show up to those events. Newly recorded music was not to be sold until its specific release date, so I’d occasionally open Mac’s at midnight, for an hour or so, to get a jump on the competition. As an independent business, I had to offer something a little different to go up against the mighty Wal-Mart and other chain stores.

Hence, I went to a city council meeting and voiced my concerns. While at the podium, I addressed the city’s leaders and several others in attendance. Of course the city’s gonna do what the city’s gonna do, so inevitably the 11 p.m. teen curfew was enacted. The funny thing is, the new law did not seem to affect my business whatsoever. The teenagers continued to show up at my midnight events – some with a parent – and some “illegally.”

Back then, actually speaking in front of an audience was big for me. I used to believe I was shy, so public speaking terrified me. This reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld bit. “According to most studies, people’s number-one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” I, personally, wouldn’t be willing to go that far.

I am now nine paragraphs in, and akin to the Carpenters, “I’ve only just begun.” I have a vast memory, an overactive mind, and a tendency to be a tad long-winded at times. (Obviously.) Therefore, I have decided to make this blog a two-parter. Please look for the continuation of “I Have” coming soon to a screen near you.


What August And September Mean To Me

Sorry August. Sorry September. Neither of you mean enough to me to write about each of you individually. Hey August, at least September gave us Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September” and Neil Diamond’s “September Morn.” I realize you did give both my lovely wife and my precious son to me many years ago, in which I’m forever grateful, but what have you done for me lately? No offense to anyone who cherishes those two months, for whatever reasons. And I don’t haphazardly mean no offense, like in the “you look and smell as though you haven’t showered in quite some time – no offense” sort of way. I genuinely mean the sentiment because I’m well aware many stupendous events happen to people all year round.

And August and September are no exceptions. I just tend to view those two months as only one entity. I think it’s most-likely because school is always back in session, depending on where one resides, in either August or September. Therefore, in my mind I’ve boiled down those two months into a singular meaning: The summer is over and it’s time for lock-up once again. I know technically summer does not end until on or around September 21st, but it certainly feels like summer is over once the kiddos are headed back to school.

I can recall when I was a child and being able to sense when re-entering the prison system was right around the corner. As a youngster, I paid no attention to the calendar hanging on the wall. In fact, I’m pretty sure I didn’t even know how to interpret a calendar way back when. But I didn’t need to see the numerous Back To School commercials on TV, or anyone telling me my time was almost up, either. I had a different surefire way of knowing when the carefree life I had been living was now doomed.

Aurora Heights Elementary School was just up the street from my house, so I had many opportunities to pass by the brick laden prison during my summer vacation. But once the aromas of bleach, fresh paint, and newly laid carpet began wafting from the intimidating structure and into my young nostrils, I knew what little freedom I had as a young boy was ever so close to being exchanged for another year of structured confinement. Obviously, my use of hyperbole regarding school is mostly for effect. Having to go to school all those years really wasn’t that bad. Or was it? So, this is what August and September mean to me. What does August and September mean to you?