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What July Means To Me

Independence Day is what July means to me. Not because the 4th of July commemorates the Declaration of Independence which established the good ol’ U.S. of A., although that is significant and should be celebrated, but because of the numerous fond childhood memories I hold from scores of Independence Days gone by. Sometimes I can only recall a snippet here, or a snippet there, of a specific 4th of July I experienced as a child growing up in Iowa. However, there are also times when the memories of my youth seem so vivid. Like the memory I have of my Uncle Bill flying a kite.

In fact, it’s the only time I can recall my very manly uncle ever flying a kite. Our entire clan was gathered together on the lawn of Newton’s one and only high school, waiting for the city’s fireworks display to begin. With surrounding sparklers sizzling, and enthusiastic chatter abound, I remember my sole focus was on that kite. Even the patriotic music being transmitted by our local AM radio station, that could be heard humming through the numerous nearby transistor radios, could not distract me. I continued watching the diamond-shaped plastic bird on a string soar higher and higher in the dimly lit sky, until it was barely visible to the naked eye. It’s strange really, how seemingly insignificant snippets of early life can stand out when one becomes later in years.

Many Independence Days in corn country meant honoring my family’s traditional agenda, featuring the city’s parade at 9AM, a day’s long cookout, and fireworks at 9PM – give or take depending on the cooperation of the twilight’s last gleaming. Plenty of townsfolk would line the downtown streets of Newton every 4th of July to take in the modest parade. As a child, the patriotic event meant catching candy, tossed from the colorful floats, and hoping to catch a glimpse of some clowns’ wild antics. It also meant the ritual of receiving red, white and blue stickers and buttons from super friendly, well-dressed adults. As an adult, I realized most of the distributed sweet treats, and those red, white and blue campaign stickers and buttons, were the local politicians’ way of infiltrating the city’s registered voters’ households by using their children. Not cool.

Regardless of age, the mainstay of Newton’s 4th of July parades were and always will be the John Deere tractors. Different years and models – but tractor after tractor after tractor would sputter by in one tremendously long, single file line. And let me tell you, tractors don’t move all that fast. As a youngster, and even as an adult, it’s not difficult for one’s patience to wear thin during the John Deere portion of the parade. My gosh, you’d think the town’s entire population of 15,000 were all farmers!

My clan’s Independence Day cookouts were always about the food. Not necessarily about which dishes were offered, but the quantity of food garnered the most importance. Nobody would be hungry by day’s end – or the next day. In between bites, we found time to play intense games of croquet and yard jarts (not to be confused with today’s lame lawn darts). Back then, jarts had genuine metal points which could do some serious bodily harm if mishandled…and we liked it that way. Real points, for real men.

My family’s 4th of Julys in Newton always included us lighting some snakes and sparklers while awaiting the city’s fireworks display to begin. I was always a little more fascinated by the snakes than I was the sparklers. Sure, what young lad doesn’t enjoy holding a stick of fire in his hand? But there was just something so mesmerizing about watching a small black tablet mutate into an erratic slithering trail of thickened ash. Once, my uncle (yes, the one and the same, Uncle Bill) hosted an informal fireworks show in his backyard. Sure, my uncle broke the law by smuggling the forbidden product across state lines from Missouri (fireworks were illegal in Iowa at that time) but it was easy for him to do so with his extensive experience as a trucker.

My favorite 4th of Julys were the ones spent with family at Adventureland Park in Altoona, Iowa. My father would load up the Ford station wagon and then drive us over to my Aunt Marlena and – you guessed it – Uncle Bill’s house, so our families could caravan to the amusement park. The seemingly long journey, at least to us kids, in reality was only about a 25 minute jaunt. And we knew regardless of how long it was going to take us to get there that any day at Adventureland Park was going to be a fun-filled day. The proof is in the park’s decades’ long catchy jingle: “Come on over to Adventureland, you’re gonna have a fun-filled day.” See?!

Tradition dictated always boarding the miniature train, located immediately inside the park, for our first “thrilling ride” of the day. Each and every year, as the slow-moving locomotive chugged along throughout the park, I was always thinking to myself, “C’mon, move it! I’m here for the rollercoasters!” But some of my family could only handle so much, so for them it was just the train, the tea cups, the merry-go-round, and the Ferris wheel as their only rides for the entire day. At least those with sensitive stomachs also had Skee-Ball and Wac-A-Mole in the arcade area to keep them entertained. But we all did.

The funny thing is – the more I’ve aged, the less my tum-tum appreciates any ride that goes round and round – like the tea cups and the merry-go-round. However, I can still sleep at night and feel like a manly man because I still haven’t lost my affinity for extreme rollercoasters. And my stomach can still tolerate them, at least to the point of keeping my lunch down, as was confirmed just last month when my wife, and son and I revisited Adventureland Park some twenty-plus years later. (Shout out to the Monster and the Dragon Slayer.)

Speaking of lunch, tradition also dictated pressing the pause button on fun each year, for a late lunch back at the station wagon. The break from the excitement of the park was only acceptable to me because of the gobs of food and drink awaiting us in the parking lot. There was always fried chicken, an assortment of side dishes, and a variety of desserts. And every flavor of ice cold Hy-Vee pop (soda for those not familiar with the language of the Midwest). The liquid heaven was quite the treat since my family rarely consumed pop at home, and we certainly never had a choice of exotic flavors. Only cola.

Therefore, I made it my life’s mission to consume a can each of every good flavor, whenever we’d celebrate the 4th of July at Adventureland. Strawberry, black cherry, orange, grape, root beer, and cream soda were always targeted for my consumption before re-entering the park. Obviously, cola and any diet pop were exempt from my list. Whether celebrating Independence Day on the lawn of the high school, inside the gates of Adventureland Park, or in the now infamous Uncle Bill’s backyard, every 4th of July during my childhood always concluded with my family admiring the bombs bursting in air. So, this is what July means to me. What does July mean to you?


The 5th Of July

The missus and I arose early this past Independence Day with jovial thoughts of our well-planned itinerary for celebrating our country’s birthday. We finished our tennis match (well, a set at least) and then visited one of our six nearby Starbucks for some coffee. (Well, I had coffee. My lovely wife had her usual “fivebucks” foo-foo drink: Venti nonfat White Chocolate Latte – extra hot, no foam, and light whip.) After an hour or so of stimulating conversation, and achieving our caffeine fix for the day, we headed home to continue our day’s agenda which included swimming, sipping adult beverages poolside, having a cookout, and then savoring some homemade ice cream for dessert. I had already watched my DVDs of Mel Gibson’s The Patriot and We Were Soldiers the day before in order to get in to the patriotic spirit of the holiday, so everything was going just as planned. Then the telephone rang.

My brother began leaving a message on our answering machine (yes, we still have one of those) in his best “old man” voice although he wasn’t fooling anyone. My younger sibling lives in Colorado and rarely calls, so my wife hurriedly picked up the phone. After a minute or two of my wife and my brother exchanging pleasantries, I got on the line with my kinfolk that I had not seen or heard from since Christmas. I was relieved to learn there wasn’t an emergency. My bro, six years my junior, basically just wanted to say hello to his dear, dear brother. We chatted about everything under the sun: the weather, family, the upcoming Fantasy Football season, real sports, childhood memories, adulthood, TV evangelists, and our Christian faith.

We then discussed current events which of course led to a political discussion and ultimately a debate. It’s quite interesting to me how my brother and I seem to disagree about EVERYTHING politically. We were reared by the same parents, in the same house, yet a majority of our perceptions and philosophical preferences are entirely out of sync. There was no yelling, no childish hang-ups, and very limited hurt feelings during our cordial debate. (What a completely different, wonderful world we’d live in if only our elected officials had the good sense to conduct themselves in such a manner.) By conversation’s end, my little brother and I were still able to profess our love for one another when saying goodbye.

Come to find out I had been on the telephone for nine hours. That’s not a typo, folks. 9 hours! No wonder I was left with a blister on my ear and a severely sprained elbow. Not really. But my elbow was a bit stiff and my throat a little sore. This from a guy who as a teenager in love had no patience whatsoever when talking on the phone even while courting his future bride. A good deal of our spats back then were due to my lack of enthusiasm when conversing on the phone. I don’t know why it is, but I’d much rather write a letter, send a telegram, or even try my hand at sending up smoke signals than communicate via telephone.

But I digress. Sometime before my conversation had ended with my brother, the missus had kissed me goodnight. After hanging up I spied a note from her which read, “The 4th of July has been postponed until Thursday, July 5th.” Until that note, I had actually forgotten it was Independence Day (well, evening at this point). I immediately felt horrible about neglecting my wife and missing out on our well-planned day together. However, I was thrilled she was willing to give our much anticipated agenda another chance the very next day.

The missus did have to work during the morning of the 5th of July, but shortly after arriving back home she had our ancient boom box plugged in and properly positioned on our patio, our two outdoor umbrellas completely opened and situated for maximum shade, and a variety pack of craft beer on ice awaiting us. In no time flat we were able to resume our fun-filled agenda from the day before. My lovely wife and I spent the afternoon enjoying the pool, conversation, and each other. We sampled our chilled Leinenkugel’s Explorer Pack consisting of Orange Shandy, Summer Shandy (lemony), Cherry Blonde Lager, and Canoe Paddler (a spicy domestic style brew). We had our “cookout” which consisted of pan-fried hotdogs (my little sister refers to as “tubes of death”) and all the customary side dishes. Our grill was never turned on, so technically it might not have been a true cookout, but we did at least eat outdoors.

We took full advantage of our fabulous one hundred and fifteen degree weather. That’s not a typo, folks. 115°! But it is a dry heat. Later on, we savored a bowl or two (or in my case, three) of delectable homemade ice cream – finally completing  our patriotic celebration. At some point during the day’s festivities the telephone rang. My wife and I instantaneously in unison looked at one another, but then we quickly went about our business. There was no way we were going to miss out on the 5th of July.